Intermission: Best Final Bosses

So, yeah, I’m doing another intermission. Yeah, yeah, I know I’m losing track of what I said I was going to do. It’s my fault, but to be honest, there’s only so many food-related platformers you can hear about before you kind of want to take a break from the whole idea. I dunno when I’ll get back onto my ‘main’ topic, just… eventually.

Anyway. We’re here today to discuss something very important to any retro gamer who knows anything about ANYTHING. Bosses.

No, smartass.

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Intermission: Wiz N’ Liz

So I didn’t want to do a food game this week. Sorry, guys, but there’s only so many of those you can pull off in so many weeks. It’s not like I won’t ever do one again, but I just kind of need a break. I’ll make it up to you guys with an actually good game for once, I swear. Trust me, I need it.

So, what are we doing this week, instead? Well, let’s take a look at a little game for the Genesis. And the Amiga, too, I guess, but I like the music in the Genesis version better, so that’s what you’re getting. Deal. Anyway, this was one of the early games by Bizarre Creations, a company known for a bunch of racing games, Fur Fighters, which is also worth getting into at some point, since it’s basically Spyro the Dragon with guns, and no longer existing.

Guest starring the moon who will HAUNT YOUR DREAMS FOREVER

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